As an Arsenal supporter, I didn't think anything could endear me to "Cashley" Cole, the moronic Chelsea left back. Ever since he admitted to nearly crashing his car on learning of Arsenal's derisory offer of a £55,000 a week -- how on earth could he be expected to remain on the team for such a paltry sum? -- he has been a poster boy for all that's wrong with British football. If he was struck dead by a bolt of lightening as he stepped on to the red carpet of Boujis in one of his white pirate shirts that would be proof positive that there is a God. (To read more, click here.)
