Why Capello? Why? Okay, I know stripping John Terry of his captaincy has got nothing to do with the fact that he can't keep his trousers zippered. All that guff about expecting Terry to conduct himself in a manner befitting someone who represents his country can't have cut any ice with the England manager. After all, why hold Terry to a standard that doesn't apply to an ex-foreign secretary (Cook), an ex-President of the United States (Clinton), a future King of England (Charles) and -- most pointedly -- an ex-England captain (Beckham). Let's not forget that Beckham was accused of similar shenanigans on the eve of a major international tournament in 2004 yet wasn't stripped of his captaincy. (To read more, click here.)
