SEARCH:  
Twitter Facebook RSS Feed
No Sacred Cows  
Toby Young
Saturday 13th May 2006

Donkeys' Years / Footloose / Crooked


At the matinee performance of Donkeys' Years I attended, Michael Frayn was seated in the row behind me. Seeing this revival of a sex farce he wrote in 1977 must have been an odd experience for him, not least because he more or less single-handedly killed off the genre with Noises Off in 1982. I don't mean commercially, of course--Ray Cooney is still capable of putting bums on seats--I mean artistically. Noises Off deconstructed the Whitehall farce with such clinical precision that Frayn made it virtually impossible for any self-respecting playwright to try his hand at the genre again. It was the farce-to-end-all-farces. Why, then, has he allowed a play to be revived that's such a prime example of the sort of door-slamming comedy he was sending up?

The action unfolds over the course of a weekend reunion at a fictional Oxbridge college, with various middle-aged men getting progressively more unstuck--and drunk--as they try to relive the adventures of their youth. The play takes a little while to achieve lift off, but once the laughs start coming they're almost continuous, with the highpoint being the first 30 minutes of the second half. As a piece of writing, it's a beautifully-designed Swiss watch--Frayn once wrote a film called Clockwork--but I found it almost impossible to ignore the essential silliness of the genre.

For instance, the second half opens with the central character, played by David Haig, trying unsuccessfully to pull his trousers on--he puts his back out in the previous scene--and for the next 40 minutes he shuffles around the stage with them round his ankles. Is this funny? Certain people in the audience were in stitches, but I couldn't get passed the fact that it was so implausible. To enjoy a play like this you have to embrace the farcical universe and accept that it's governed by its own set of rules--and for those willing to do this Donkey's Years will undoubtedly hit the spot. For me, though, the suspension of disbelief required was too much. Seeing Donkeys' Years is a bit like watching a very slick production of Nothing On, the play-within-a-play in Noises Off. As a classic British farce, it works very well, but I couldn't help feeling that Frayn was right when, 24 years ago, he wrote the genre's obituary.

Footloose, too, stretches an audience's credulity to breaking point. As those who've seen the film will remember, the story revolves around the efforts of a teenage rebel, newly arrived from Chicago, to persuade the ruling clique of a small, Midwestern town to lift its ban on dancing. Now when I saw the film in 1984, I remember thinking that no small American town, however Conservative, could possibly hope to enforce an edict like that, so I was curious as to how a musical adaptation of the same story 22 years later would handle this problem. Would the action now take place in Tehran?

At first, I thought that the director, Karen Bruce, had cleverly decided to set the musical in the year the film came out, so at least the plot would be no more implausible than it was in 1984. But after about 15 minutes it began to dawn on me that the outfits the cast were wearing weren't intended to be a throwback to the 80s--this was just the costume designer's view of how young people dress today.

Then a second thought occurred to me. Perhaps Dean Pitchford--the man who wrote both the movie and the musical--never intended the dancing ban to be taken at face value. Maybe Footloose is an allegory about homosexuality. It's not really a story about a young man getting a redneck town council to take a more enlightened attitude towards dancing. It's about a gay man persuading a group of conservative churchgoers that homosexuality isn't a sin. In this light, the stage adaptation of Footloose forms part of a long and distinguished tradition in musical theatre in which the subject of homosexuality is addressed indirectly. Or, at least, it would if my theory is correct--which it almost certainly isn't.

Like Footloose, Crooked is set in a small, American town, though it has no qualms about dealing with homosexuality--and a number of other controversial subjects--head on. The central character is a precocious, 14-year-old girl and the play charts her relationship with the 16-year-old daughter of a local Baptist minister. The preacher's daughter is grotesquely overweight, as well as educationally sub-normal, and I braced myself for a sneering attack on Christian Fundamentalism. Happily, Crooked never descends to that level and, in fact, the friendship between the two teenage girls is just a device for triggering a crisis in the relationship between the 14-year-old and her mother. Crooked is a little under-powered, but it does have one great virtue: it's short. As one of my fellow critics said to me as the curtain went up: "Four of the most reassuring words in the English language: ninety minutes no interval."

[ FIXED LINK | EMAIL TO A FRIEND ] Bookmark and Share





Twitter @misssarahbx @campbellclaret link  (5 hours ago)

BEST OF THE WEB

At the West London Free School, nine pupils apply for every place - thisislondon.co.uk
The anti-academies campaign is led by Trots, says Michael Gove - bbc.co.uk
Quentin Letts applies for job of D-G of the BBC - independent.co.uk
Lasagne-gate - Daily Mail
Profit need not be a dirty word in education by Fraser Nelson - telegraph.co.uk
Dirty Hari by Jonathan Foreman - nosacredcows.co.uk
Osbornism by Matthew D'Ancona - thisislondon.co.uk
Can Michael Gove save Britain's schools? by Simon Heffer - Daily Mail
Restore elitism to our schools says Michael Gove - Daily Mail
Profile of Angela Merkel by Jon Henley - Guardian
Rod Liddle: Liberal Fundamentalist - independent.co.uk
Is UKIP about to become the third force in British politics? - blogs.telegraph.co.uk
Norman Geras on #occupylsx - normblog.typepad.com
The Magnificent Victory at Cardinal Vaughan by Charles Moore - telegraph.co.uk
Cameron is facing class war within his own party by Dominic Lawson - independent.co.uk
Labour's 16-year-old child star went to a private school - Daily Mail
Matthew d'Ancona's verdict on Ed Miliband's conference speech - thisislondon.co.uk
Michael Gove and the nest of vipers by Ian Birrell - Daily Mail
Bagehot on Hari's character flaws - economist.com
Academies policy has been rapidly vindicated by Fraser Nelson - spectator.co.uk
Sign this e-petition to restore teaching of Classics in schools - submissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk
Mossbourne Academy's outstanding A-level results - Guardian
I blame therapy culture for the riots by Dennis Hayes - thefreesociety.org
The riots have unveiled a Hobbesian universe by Matthew D'Ancona - thisislondon.co.uk
Are we witnessing the collapse of the rule of law? by Rupert Myers - thelawyer.com
Michael Gove v Harriet Harmon on the riots - youtube.com
The riots at the end of history by David Goodhart - prospectmagazine.co.uk
Cameron needs some enforcers at Number 10 by John McTernan - telegraph.co.uk
Phone-hacking rage is Caliban raging at his own reflection by Dominic Lawson - independent.co.uk
Why I'm a Conservative by Toby Young - nosacredcows.co.uk
Christine Blower's 10% pay rise - Daily Mail
The Government must crack the teaching unions by His Grace - archbishop-cranmer.blogspot.com
Labour should stop protesting about the cuts says former Gen Sec - labour-uncut.co.uk
Telegraph feature on the ARK-sponsored Evelyn Grace Academy - telegraph.co.uk
Socialist Workers Party about to go belly up? - hurryupharry.org
"Ideological" is Labour's empty insult by Dominic Lawson - independent.co.uk
There is an alternative to the cuts – deeper and faster cuts - conservativehome.blogs.com
Leader of UK Uncut is middle class Oxford graduate - Daily Mail
Stephen Glover on the real magnitude of the cuts: Just 3% in real terms in the lifetime of this Parliament - Daily Mail
Peter Sissons dissects the BBC's leftwing bias - Daily Mail
Gove's school reforms reach tipping point - spectator.co.uk
Student protester privately-educated Cambridge undergraduate with father worth £78m - Daily Mail
Ed Balls gave £600,000 of taxpayers' money to the football team he supports - Daily Mail
Dominic Sandbrook on the rise of the Political Class - Daily Mail
Brown in his bunker: Final Hours - Guardian
Interview with Toby Young in Attain magazine - attainmagazine.co.uk
New York Times on News of the World phone hacking scandal - nytimes.com
Topic of Cancer by Christopher Hitchens - Vanity Fair
The perils of being a freelance journalist by Richard Morgan - theawl.com
Larry David interview in the Guardian - Guardian
Profile of David Cameron by Matthew D'Ancona - telegraph.co.uk
The truth about Corin Redgrave and the Workers Revolutionary Party - standpointmag.co.uk
Louis Theroux: I was Nick Clegg's fag at public school - telegraph.co.uk
 

BLOGROLL

Andrew Neil
Andrew Sullivan
Arts and Letters Daily
BBC News
BBC Sport
Benedict Brogan
Clive Davis
Coffee House
Conservative Home
Conservative Voices
Damian Thompson
Daniel Hannon
Gentleman Ranters
Guido Fawkes
Iain Dale
James Delingpole
James Wolcott
John Rentoul
Katharine Birbalsingh
Labour List
Madame Arcati
Mark Steyn
Matt Drudge
Melanie Phillips
Michael Crick
Michael Wolff
Newser
Nick Cohen
Nick Robinson
Nikki Finke
Normblog
Rob Long
Slate
The Arts Desk
The Corner
The Daily Beast
The First Post
The Huffington Post
The Omnivore
The Onion
Tom Shone
TV Controller
 

COLUMNISTS

AA Gill
Aidan Hartley
AO Scott
Boris Johnson
Chris Ayres
Cosmo Landesman
Daniel Finkelstein
David Brooks
George Monbiot
Giles Coren
Henry Winter
James Delingpole
Jan Moir
Jay Rayner
Jeremy Clarkson
Jim White
Jonathan Freedland
Lloyd Evans
Manohla Dargis
Martin Samuel
Matthew d'Ancona
Matthew Norman
Maureen Dowd
Michael Billington
Michiko Kakutani
Paul Krugman
Peter Bradshaw
Polly Toynbee
Quentin Letts
Rachel Johnson
Rod Liddle
Roy Greenslade
 
UK Book Cover

  • Buy the book on Amazon.co.uk

  • Buy the book on Amazon.com


  • UK Book Cover

  • Buy the book on Amazon.co.uk

  • Buy the book on Amazon.com


  • Audio Book Cover

  • Buy the audio book from
    Whole Story Audio
  • DVD Cover

  • Buy the DVD from Amazon.co.uk

  • Buy the DVD from Amazon.com


  • IMdb Page on the film